We will arise and go now, and go to Larkya-La
And a research lab build there with cable ties and duct tape.
A pleasure dome I'll have there with cyber cafe, casino and bar
And we'll spend our days researching into AMS, HACE and HAPE.
And we won't get much peace there for researchers hover ever near,
From the first call of bed tea 'till into our beds we creep.
Yea, even in our beds the Frenchies we do fear
As with cables and transducers the Gauls do steal our sleep.
We will arise and go now for always night and day
The research maidens beckon with oximeter and scales.
Be it in the snowy mountain pass or in the muddy campsite grey
The call of MEDEX tugs at me deep entrails.